me: what do you want?
my brain: f r i e s
me: oh ok sounds g-
my brain: SKINNY NOW
me: what i thought u wanted fries
my brain: ch ips PIZZA thiigh gap choCoLate DAINTY b ing e binge BINGE pretty and thin NOW
my ed: how bout we just starve?
me: …
my brain: …
me: k sure
